Hey there, space cowboy. You just stumbled into the most dangerously mediocre guild in the universe — The Dirty Thirty. We’re powered by bad beer, worse ideas, and whatever’s left of last night’s dignity.

If you’re looking for honor, glory, or organization... you’re lost.
But if you want to crash into battle yelling “We Need Another Beer!” while sipping Twisted Tea in zero-G — grab a seat, champ.